Sunday, June 6, 2010

Toe-lio Treatment

Grown ups are apparently not intended to jump off of anything or slide on anything.  I'm thinking that the severity of injury is directly related to one of two things...
  • height (we're a lot taller than we were back then)
  • beverages that are consumed by those over the age of 21

HISTORY OF ADULT ONSET SELF INFLICTED DISEASES  

Toe-lio is a severe adult condition that causes tremendous pain and the recovery period is quite long. 
**Note--children may suffer from this condition, but the severity is lessened in youth.

TREATMENT OF ADULT ONSET SELF INFLICTED DISEASES

Adults--Use homemade contraptions to keep said injury straight and/or covered.
Children--See a physician.

EXAMPLES OF TOE-LIO TREATMENT

Popsicle Stick--break in half, tape on each
side of affected toe.

JB Weld--glue parallel toes together
to keep affected toe still.

Duct Tape, Zip ties--apply as above

BUT WAIT...
The mack daddy, most innovative home treatment...

3/4" PVC pipe (1/2" too small for swollen toe)
Yep, take a little off the edge...it should work perfectly for a toe-lio repair! (Will need washed thoroughly if any open wound incurred)
Tape the open end in order to promote the best stability.


Adult ingenuity at its greatest!


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